Oktoberfest Munich - A first timer's guide
The definitive guide to the Oktoberfest Munich 2010 in Germany
Hot off the press:
This year marks the 200th anniversary since the Munich Oktoberfest began.
To celebrate a couple of extra days are planned so Oktoberfest will go from September 17 to October 4 in 2010.
A "historical Oktoberfest" including horse races will run on the first day, to find out more see the Oktoberfest times and Calendar,
This'll be the longest and perhaps the biggest Oktoberfest ever so come and
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CHEEKY: Two guys peck a girl in a Dirndl at the Oktoberfest Munich. Pic: © DPA |
Setting the scene...
You race a mob of lads in leather shorts to find a seat in the packed, wooden tent.
A busty barmaid whams down an enormous glass of beer.
You drink to the cry of Prost! and get ready to do it again.
Then you stroll outside and jump on the roller-coaster. You’re pushed, pulled, stretched and slammed and decide this would have been a better idea before the beer!
Feeling hungry now? Nothing a plate of pork knuckles wouldn’t fix. Easy to fill your belly here, if you’ve got the coin for it.
The sun goes down and you head back inside.
You start swinging your drink
and singing along to the sound of oom-pah music.
Soon you’re dancing on the benches with a dozen friendly locals…
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SHOWING OFF: A couple of models prove that it’s what’s underneath that counts by exposing their special “Oktoberfest” underwear. Pic: © Reuters |
How it started
Munich’s Oktoberfest originated in 1810 as a horse race to celebrate royal wedding.
But everyone apparently enjoyed the drinking a lot more, and had such a great time they decided to do it all again the following year.
The horse race is now part of history but the beer certainly isn’t and neither are those willing to drink it.
Oktoberfest (with a k, not Octoberfest) is officially the world’s biggest party drawing about six million visitors a year to southern Germany.
The action takes place on Munich’s fairgrounds, (offically called the Theresienwiese, informally, d'Wiesn), south-west of the city’s Main Train Station.
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FESTIVE ATMOSPHERE: A group of good-looking ladies in traditional Oktoberfest dresses share a few drinks at the Munich Oktoberfest. Pic: © Reuters |
When to go to Oktoberfest Munich
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WOOF!: No-one’s excluded from the festivities – even some dogs dress up for the Munich Oktoberfest. Pic: © DPA |
Oktoberfest 2010 starts on Saturday, September 18 and finishes on Sunday, October 3.
There’s often a mad rush to find a seat before the beer starts flowing at 10am (9am on weekends).
There’s a costume parade and a gay party on the first Sunday. Weekdays are much quieter than weekends, especially around lunchtime.
Which tent to pick
Most of the drinking is done in the 14 big beer “tents” - actually big wooden halls. You can reserve tables through www.oktoberfest.de but most sell out months in advance.
The festivities officially start in the Schottenhamel tent and often reach their rowdiest in the Hacker (Heaven of Bavaria).
The bright red Hippodrom tent near the main entrance can’t be missed: It’s the place to see and be seen among Munich’s hipper, younger, set.
The Hofbräu tent is famed for pulling far more tourists than locals, the Augustiner might be the best for Bavarian authenticity and the Löwenbräu becomes a good option when everywhere else is full.
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DRESSED TO KILL: It could be the world’s most elegant traditional costume: the Bavarian Dirndl. It comes in many different styles, as you’ll see at the Munich Oktoberfest in 2010. Pic: © Reuters |
Where to stay
Munich’s Thalkirchen Camping Ground could be the cheapest place to stay with tents available for just a few euros. There’s a small supermarket on site, regular buses to the Wiesen and a 24-hour party ambience during Oktoberfest. It’s at Zentralländstr. 49, Munich.
A handful of good hostels sit just south of the main train station, about a 15 minute stagger back from the Wiesn. Check out Jaeger’s www.jaegershotel.de for its friendly bar or the top-rated Wombat’s www.wombats-hostels.com. Both are in Senefelder Strasse.
What to wear
Practically anything goes, but for an extra layer of fun consider kitting out like a local.
For guys, a pair of Lederhosen leather shorts start from €120. For gals, a traditional Dirndl dress cost upwards of about €100.
Tip: When worn correctly Dirndls also reveal the wearers’ availability. Look just above the apron: If there’s a bow on the right she’s taken.
A bow on the left means she’s still to be had, and a bow bang on the front marks a virgin.
What to eat and drink
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SPIRITS UP: A group of friends in Bavarian costume at the Munich festival. Pic: © DPA |
Beer! The amber fluid is served exclusively in one litre glass mugs, called Maß (mass) that cost about €8.60.
The beer is slowly brewed through the summer and packs a six-percent alcoholic punch.
For a change, try the beery-lemonade mixture called Radler, or head out to the wine tent.
Food is everywhere at Oktoberfest Munich. Popular picks are grilled chicken (Hendl), pork knuckles
(Schweinshaxe) and giant pretzels (Breze).
The huge hearts half the girls hang around their necks are made of gingerbread. For the daring there’s the Ox (Osche).
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What to say - the Oktoberfest Munich essential phrases
Being the thoughtful gent that I am, I’ve compiled a list of essential phrases every Oktoberfest visitor should consider learning. If anybody can report using the one about the meadow full of cows successfully, I’ll happily buy them a Maß.
| Can I sit here? |
Darf ich mich zu dir setzen? (Darf ik mik zoo dear set-zen?) |
| One beer, please! |
Ein Maß, bitte! (Eyn mass, bit-tey!) |
| Cheers! |
Prost! (Prawst!) |
| Your eyes are as pretty as a meadow full of tulips. |
Deine Augen sind so schön wie eine Weisen Tulpen. (Dine-ny ow-gen sind so schern vee eyen vee-sen tul-pen) |
| Let’s go back to my tent for a coffee! |
Gehen wir mal zu meinem Zelt für einen Kaffee! (Gay-en veer mal zoo mine-em zelt fair eyn-en kaf-ey!) |
| I need to chuck up. |
Ich muss kotzen. (Ik moose kot-zen) |
| I have a killer hangover. |
Ich habe so einen Katter. (Ik hab-ey so eyn-en kat-er) |
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A few Oktoberfest Munich pictures...
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DOUBLING UP: A pair of experienced Oktoberfest visitors (and twins as it would seem!) enjoy a starter while watching the marksmans' parade. Pic: © AFP |
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LOOKING GOOD: Cute Oktoberfest girls in Dirndls pose for the camera at Munich festival. © AFP |
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