Oktoberfest Munich - A first timer's guide

 

The definitive guide to the Oktoberfest Munich 2010 in Germany

Hot off the press:
This year marks the 200th anniversary since the Munich Oktoberfest began.
To celebrate a couple of extra days are planned so Oktoberfest will go from September 17 to October 4 in 2010.
A "historical Oktoberfest" including horse races will run on the first day, to find out more see the Oktoberfest times and Calendar,
This'll be the longest and perhaps the biggest Oktoberfest ever so come and
be part of it!

 

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CHEEKY: Two guys peck a girl in a Dirndl at the Oktoberfest Munich. Pic: © DPA

Setting the scene...

You race a mob of lads in leather shorts to find a seat in the packed, wooden tent.
A busty barmaid whams down an enormous glass of beer. You drink to the cry of Prost! and get ready to do it again.

Then you stroll outside and jump on the roller-coaster. You’re pushed, pulled, stretched and slammed and decide this would have been a better idea before the beer!

Feeling hungry now? Nothing a plate of pork knuckles wouldn’t fix. Easy to fill your belly here, if you’ve got the coin for it. The sun goes down and you head back inside. You start swinging your drink and singing along to the sound of oom-pah music.

Soon you’re dancing on the benches with a dozen friendly locals…

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SHOWING OFF: A couple of models prove that it’s what’s underneath that counts by exposing their special “Oktoberfest” underwear. Pic: © Reuters

How it started

Munich’s Oktoberfest originated in 1810 as a horse race to celebrate royal wedding.

But everyone apparently enjoyed the drinking a lot more, and had such a great time they decided to do it all again the following year.

The horse race is now part of history but the beer certainly isn’t and neither are those willing to drink it.

Oktoberfest (with a k, not Octoberfest) is officially the world’s biggest party drawing about six million visitors a year to southern Germany.

The action takes place on Munich’s fairgrounds, (offically called the Theresienwiese, informally, d'Wiesn), south-west of the city’s Main Train Station.








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FESTIVE ATMOSPHERE: A group of good-looking ladies in traditional Oktoberfest dresses share a few drinks at the Munich Oktoberfest. Pic: © Reuters




When to go to Oktoberfest Munich
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WOOF!: No-one’s excluded from the festivities – even some dogs dress up for the Munich Oktoberfest. Pic: © DPA

Oktoberfest 2010 starts on Saturday, September 18 and finishes on Sunday, October 3.

There’s often a mad rush to find a seat before the beer starts flowing at 10am (9am on weekends).

There’s a costume parade and a gay party on the first Sunday. Weekdays are much quieter than weekends, especially around lunchtime.

Which tent to pick

Most of the drinking is done in the 14 big beer “tents” - actually big wooden halls. You can reserve tables through www.oktoberfest.de but most sell out months in advance.

The festivities officially start in the Schottenhamel tent and often reach their rowdiest in the Hacker (Heaven of Bavaria).

The bright red Hippodrom tent near the main entrance can’t be missed: It’s the place to see and be seen among Munich’s hipper, younger, set.

The Hofbräu tent is famed for pulling far more tourists than locals, the Augustiner might be the best for Bavarian authenticity and the Löwenbräu becomes a good option when everywhere else is full.

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DRESSED TO KILL: It could be the world’s most elegant traditional costume: the Bavarian Dirndl. It comes in many different styles, as you’ll see at the Munich Oktoberfest in 2010. Pic: © Reuters


Where to stay

Munich’s Thalkirchen Camping Ground could be the cheapest place to stay with tents available for just a few euros. There’s a small supermarket on site, regular buses to the Wiesen and a 24-hour party ambience during Oktoberfest. It’s at Zentralländstr. 49, Munich.

A handful of good hostels sit just south of the main train station, about a 15 minute stagger back from the Wiesn. Check out Jaeger’s www.jaegershotel.de for its friendly bar or the top-rated Wombat’s www.wombats-hostels.com. Both are in Senefelder Strasse.

What to wear

Practically anything goes, but for an extra layer of fun consider kitting out like a local.
For guys, a pair of Lederhosen leather shorts start from €120. For gals, a traditional Dirndl dress cost upwards of about €100.

Tip: When worn correctly Dirndls also reveal the wearers’ availability. Look just above the apron: If there’s a bow on the right she’s taken.
A bow on the left means she’s still to be had, and a bow bang on the front marks a virgin.

What to eat and drink

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SPIRITS UP: A group of friends in Bavarian costume at the Munich festival. Pic: © DPA

Beer! The amber fluid is served exclusively in one litre glass mugs, called Maß (mass) that cost about €8.60.

The beer is slowly brewed through the summer and packs a six-percent alcoholic punch.

For a change, try the beery-lemonade mixture called Radler, or head out to the wine tent.

Food is everywhere at Oktoberfest Munich. Popular picks are grilled chicken (Hendl), pork knuckles
(Schweinshaxe) and giant pretzels (Breze).

The huge hearts half the girls hang around their necks are made of gingerbread. For the daring there’s the Ox (Osche).




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What to say - the Oktoberfest Munich essential phrases

Being the thoughtful gent that I am, I’ve compiled a list of essential phrases every Oktoberfest visitor should consider learning. If anybody can report using the one about the meadow full of cows successfully, I’ll happily buy them a Maß.

Can I sit here? Darf ich mich zu dir setzen? (Darf ik mik zoo dear set-zen?)
One beer, please! Ein Maß, bitte! (Eyn mass, bit-tey!)
Cheers! Prost! (Prawst!)
Your eyes are as pretty as a meadow full of tulips. Deine Augen sind so schön wie eine Weisen Tulpen. (Dine-ny ow-gen sind so schern vee eyen vee-sen tul-pen)
Let’s go back to my tent for a coffee! Gehen wir mal zu meinem Zelt für einen Kaffee! (Gay-en veer mal zoo mine-em zelt fair eyn-en kaf-ey!)
I need to chuck up. Ich muss kotzen. (Ik moose kot-zen)
I have a killer hangover. Ich habe so einen Katter. (Ik hab-ey so eyn-en kat-er)

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A few Oktoberfest Munich pictures...

(see the full index of Oktoberfest Munich stories below)


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DOUBLING UP: A pair of experienced Oktoberfest visitors (and twins as it would seem!) enjoy a starter while watching the marksmans' parade. Pic: © AFP


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LOOKING GOOD: Cute Oktoberfest girls in Dirndls pose for the camera at Munich festival. © AFP





Oktoberfest index


Oktoberfest picture galleries
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Oktoberfest tips and tales

Oktoberfest tent guide - Destination Munich's new two-page guide to Oktoberfest beer tents.
You'll also find out how to reserve a table at the world's biggest party.
See the first page here or go to Oktoberfest tent guide page 2.

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The Münchner Kindl - What's this girl got to do with the beer fest?

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Munich Oktoberfest A - Z - A tip for every letter of the alphabet. oktoberfest-az-mini
Your Oktoberfest stories - Got a story about a visit to the Munich Oktoberfest? Or have you been to a similar festival elsewhere in the world? Tell us about it!
Go here to contribute and check out other readers' tipsy tales.

Oktoberfest history - Get the backstory on the world's biggest bash.

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What's on and when to go  

Oktoberfest barometer - When's it gonna be busy? Find out here.

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Oktoberfest parades - Take a walk on the wild side. The parades at Oktoberfest Munich.

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Oktoberfest times and calendar - Special events. What's going on when at the fest.

 
Slur along  

Oktoberfest songs - 7 songs you should know for the Wiesn.

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More Oktoberfest songs - 7 more Oktoberfest hits you're gonna hear - learn the words and sing along.  

Oktoberfest songs in English - Random worldwide hits popular at the festival. You'l be surprised what makes the list.

 

Good to know - essential festival info

 

Oktoberfest Map - Don't get lost! - A map of the Munich grounds for you to download as a PDF.

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Oktoberfest lost and found - Angel wings, wedding rings and other strange things.

 

Oktoberfest numbers - Who ya gonna call?

 
Have your say...  

Smoking at Oktoberfest - To puff or not to puff? That is the question. Cast your vote on Oktoberfest's biggest controversy and read what others have to say about it.

Beyond the Munich Oktoberfest

Oktoberfest recipes - Recreate the taste of Oktoberfest food with these great recipes.

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Older Oktoberfest stories...

Swine flu at Oktoberfest? - What are the risks of picking it up on the Wiesn?
Oktoberfest 2009 beer prices - How much will we have to fork out this year?
Horse on the menu at Oktoberfest - Get ready for the new taste of the festival.
Cool Oktoberfest pics - A slideshow - Watch 'em spin - a dialshow of pics from the
Oktoberfest Munich.



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Quick Oktoberfest Index

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Tips and tales
The Münchner Kindl
Munich Oktoberfest A - Z
Oktoberfest history

What's on and when to go
Oktoberfest barometer
Oktoberfest parades
Oktoberfest times and calendar

Tents
Oktoberfest tent guide
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Slur along
Oktoberfest songs
More Oktoberfest
songs

Oktoberfest songs in English

Good to know
Oktoberfest Map
Oktoberfest lost and found
Oktoberfest numbers

Beyond Oktoberfest Munich
Oktoberfest recipes



 


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